Ahoy Ahoy! I'm a Performance Engineer in the San Diego area. If you'd like to see some of the stuff I've been working on check out my GitHub. While you're at it take a look at my totally, definitely, up to date resume. If you really want to know about me check out my CV for everthing I've done.
P.S. If you visit the captains quarters, then be sure to check out his copy of the Jargon File
P.P.S. Why is my photo of William Howard Taft? Find out here.